jesusdoesyoga:

Calm the fuck down brendon

jesusdoesyoga:

Calm the fuck down brendon

(Source: beefaloh, via hornosapien)

"Is that too soon?" [x]

(Source: anderwlowe, via hornosapien)

heartyglobe:

heartyglobe:

i’ve got my eyes on you

this post is possibly my greatest ever

(via fuckingtroyler)

Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

letsslaytroyler:

'We're not doing that'

(via fuckingtroyler)

(Source: jumboburrito, via hornosapien)

aluox:

image

I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

(via hornosapien)

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via pizza)

kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

(Source: shinymetapod, via punkmonksteven)